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Assistant Cook Lesley

A Night in the Fog

26-27 February. Ugggghhhh. Unfortunately that's all I can manage. It's 3.30am and I haven't had my cup of tea to get my voice working yet. I'm about to go out on anchor duty for the second night running. We're due to leave at 4am to relieve my poor shipmates and allow them some sleep.

We actually leave the Rainbow Warrior at 5am, and I know my shipmates are going to be mighty upset. After all, sitting in an inflatable, chained to the anchor of a very large ship gets a bit boring after 3 hours.

But, in our defence, there is a very heavy fog descending on this part of the Mediterranean. We can't even see the target ship from the Warrior and the going is very slow. Eventually the three of us set off. Me and Tyronne are going to relieve Marco and Cees in the inflatable and Chris is going to relieve Anders who is hanging on a rope above one of the cranes. We launch out into the dark, in the fog and, unfortunately in the wrong direction!

We are in fact heading towards Africa, but luckily the Boson, Sarah, comes over the radio and explains this to us. By that time, the fog is so dense that we can't even see the Rainbow Warrior anymore, let alone the target ship!!! Three worried idiots in a boat, springs to mind (or was that 3 men in a boat?).

Anyway, we turn and head back in what we think is the right direction. Wrong again! Can't see the Warrior. Can't see anything. Not being used to this sort of early morning activity I am about to go into cranked up panic mode, however just in the nick of time we see lights and I relax. The funny thing was that the lights belonged to the target ship so we had completely missed the Warrior - but hey, we are back on the target and can start the job.

Of course, Cees and Marco were at first really pleased to see us and then 2 seconds later, very upset that we took so long and who can blame them. We swap positions and, as we wave them goodbye with a 'sleep well darlings', me and Tyronne settle down for our watch.

I'd brought my camera with me this time because Haussy had told me that this was the strongest full moon of the year. I was, of course, eager to capture it in between the anchor chain and the bow of the ship (I fancy myself as a bit of an artistic snapper). But naturally when I had packed my camera, along with my chocolate, cheese, apple juice and lip balm, I didn't know it would be so foggy. So, I took some snaps of Tyronne and he took some of me but the moon hid all night.

It's really funny sitting there doing nothing. You think you hear ship engines all the time and you get used to rushing up to the chain ready to tie yourself on and obstruct the French Commandos. Even after 10 false alarms, the adrenaline still hits you.

Tyronne and I sat under the tarpaulin and discussed our mums, dreams and the link between this log-ship and Al Qaeda. We debated whether old Bin Ladin could actually be hiding in between the logs. At that point I decided that I would hand myself over to the first Commando I saw and ask him to get me the hell outta here!

The action team on the deck, Haussy and Chris occasionally poked their heads over the side and asked how we were doing, at which point we replied 'found Bin Ladin yet?'. Well, we thought it was funny.

The fog stayed with us into sunrise (so I couldn't even be artistic with that). I sat thinking that I should have worn 3 pairs of socks as my feet could have fallen off by then and I wouldn't have noticed. The rest of me had stayed fairly warm, what with 5 tops, 2 pairs of trousers, the padded action suit and the life jacket, but I did have to start sitting on my wellies to stop hypothermia creeping into my toes.

Luckily, by this time, our watch was almost up. It was nearly 8am. Huh, who am I kidding? Haussy hangs his head over the side and shouts, 'they won't be relieving us until 9am guys'. Typical. Then, a few minutes later….'they won't be relieving us until the fog lifts'. Now that isn't funny. We came out in the fog and the dark. How come they won't even come out for us in daylight fog???? I made my feelings known in no uncertain terms. I might even have sworn at the Boson! 'But it's Captain's orders' Sarah comes back with. 'I wonder if the Captain likes laxative in his pesto' was my reply. They came to fetch us at 9.30 (guess the captain likes his pesto natural)! They arrived just as the French police boat turned up to continue filming us like they'd done for the last 2 days. So I'm busy trying to lock myself to the chain because Tyronne didn't want to get greasy (and I gave him my last piece of chocolate)! Our crew come along side, see what I am doing and ask if I'm chaining myself up because I want to stay there all day!!!!

No comment. It's a speedy ride back to the ship and I am back in bed by 10.30.

That's it for now because as you all know, the action began the next day and I want to tell you all about what happened to me in that crazy, bizarre, surreal day.

Lesley

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